Of Elephants and Ants

If you know the Urdu you should enjoy this…. If you do not.... then you better learn it!

(This bit of *genius* is a dedication to the *kid prodigy* no matter how much may hate them… you have to agree they work on nerves.)

Im sure these females were Asian




Chunti (female-ant) hathni (female elephant) sey:

apney shohar (groom-elephant) ko samjaha lo key mujhe nae chairay!

Werna mard humaray ghar mein bhi hein….

Yeh naa ho baat khun kharabey tak phonch gae!

Size does (not) matter

Chunta aur chunti bike per:

Samney sey hathi ata hai

(bike halts to a dead-stop!)

Chunti, driver -chuntay say:

KHUCHAL DALL SALAY KO!!!

Common sense is not so common is it?

One beetle-car, four elephants, how would they fit in?

Well two in the front two at the back! What did you think?

Touche!

Chunti scampering at full throttle…

Kahan jaa rahi ho? Asks her friend

Oh hathi ka accident ho gaya hai khun ki zarrort hai khun dainay jaa rahein hoon

I really need to sleep no?